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The Original Bop It! IT COMMANDS, YOU OBEY! (Fun Fact: That line is the only line the Scientology minister said to Katie Holmes during her legal beard commitment ceremony to Tommy Girl.)

1996 was a simpler time when tweens and kids would entertain themselves for hours with a battery-powered toy that commanded them to do shit. The first Bop It looked like the mutant child of a turkey baster and an oversized pregnancy test, and just like all the versions of Bop It that came after it, it was a handheld voice game that barked orders at you and your friends. If you were holding Bop It and it told you to twist it, you twisted that bitch. If it told you to bop it, you bopped that bitch. If it told you to pull it, you pulled it until you couldn’t pull it anymore. You’d pass it from person to person and who ever caused it to stop, was kicked out of the game.

I don’t know whether Bop It’s a serious master dom bitch, because it gets off on giving orders, or if it’s a serious sub bitch, because it loves to get slapped, pulled and twisted. Whatever the case may be, the makers of Bop It should repackage it as the Fifty Shades of Grey game.

Here’s one of the commercials for that kinky shit:

If there’s a Bop It from the 90s living at the bottom of a box in your parents’ garage, pull it out and dust it off. You can use it as a double-sided dildo!

(Pic via OhWhatADeal)