Open Post: Hosted By The Most Patient Robber Ever

December 30, 2013 / Posted by: Megan

Dumb crook stories are the best. Nothing makes me happier than watching some thieving idiot get their ass handed to them by a badass clerk wielding a fucking machete or by a parking curb or some shit. This story is from Pompano Beach, Florida (a total shocker, I’m sure) where a robber walked into a CVS drug store and held up the cashier with a handgun. She must be fresh out of new hire orientation or has wholeheartedly embraced the lowly retail worker motto of “YOU DO NOT PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT” because she told the robber that she needed to check with her manager before allowing him to hold her up.

Most people with half a brain wouldn’t wait around for the day shift supervisor to amble up to the front from his permanent “office” in the break room but this motherfucker did. I guess the robber can’t be that stupid because his patience paid off. He left with hundreds of dollars despite giving the employees plenty of time to call the police. At least the cashier will be able to blame the loss on her boss. Way to throw him under the bus, girl!

(Via Newsvine)

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