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December 17, 2013 / Posted by:

Lesson of the day: Fucking with a Detroit pussy will probably earn you a bed in the ER.

A woman from Melvin, Michigan, which is about 90 minutes from Detroit, was attacked and taken down by a stray cat who kept messing with her mom’s dog. The woman tells MyFox Detroit that she took in the cat and named him Buddy after some shit stain was planning to shoot him dead. In the video above, she claims that Buddy growled at her mom’s dog and was about to attack that ho, so she shooed him away by kicking snow at his face. Well, she learned that sometimes when you kick snow in an angry pussy’s face, that pussy will retaliate and FINISH YOU. In that video, Buddy is playing the part of Beyonce’s latest album and that woman is playing the part of everybody else’s album.

Buddy tried to scalp the woman and she ended up in the hospital. She got an infection that caused her face to swell to the size of Kanye’s ego. There’s a pic of her war torn face at MyFox. Officials later picked Buddy up and tested him for rabies. He came back negative.

I love how that dog is like “WTF” and then looks for the nearest exit because it know it’s next. The Knockout Game is spreading to the animal world and the Sharkeisha of Michigan pussies has been found. Everybody beware.

via Daily Picks and FlicksĀ 

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