Hot Slut Of The Day!

Dr. Happy Thanksgiving Reynolds! 

Every single day, this family doctor from Minneapolis, MN hears the words “HAPPY THANKSGIVING,” because her hippy parents named her Happy Thanksgiving when she was born on Thanksgiving Day in 1970. Well, I guess it could’ve been worse. She could’ve been born on Be Nasty Day or Virus Appreciation Day. (Scratch that first one, because Be Nasty Reynolds is a seriously hot name.)

Dr. Happy Thanksgiving tells Good Morning America that her parents waited until she was born to name her, because they felt like she’d pick her own name by when she was born. So when she came screaming, barfing and pissing into the world on Thanksgiving, her name was chosen for her.  Dr. Happy Thanksgiving embraces her name and has never once thought about changing it to some shit like Fuck Thanksgiving Reynolds or I Hate My Parents For Naming Me This Shit Reynolds.

“It’s been awesome. I’ve lived all over the country and it’s been incredibly great because I’ll go places and people will be like, ‘Hey, my friend knows you.’ The name has been its own intrinsic social networker, which is totally awesome.

In so much of family medicine, we wind up being the holders of people’s private moments, both good and bad. In an accidental way, the name is so out there, it almost allows people to break that layer and say, ‘I can trust you.’ And it’s lovely.”

Yes, she’s named after a holiday where we forget about the whole “genocide” thing and fill our bodies with deliciousness until we get so bloated that our relatives have to roll us to the back of the Black Friday line at Best Buy at midnight, but Happy Thanksgiving is still a better name than Bronx Mowgli, North West, Moxie CrimeFighter and Bear Blu. Happy Thanksgiving to Happy Thanksgiving Reynolds! And Happy Her Name to all of you hos!