Brooke Mueller Called The Cops On Denise Richards. Happy Thanksgiving! (UPDATE)

A couple of weeks ago, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s twin boys, Bob and Max, were taken out of Denise Richards’ house and placed with Brooke’s brother Scott. Scott lives far away and Brooke didn’t want to pull the twins out of their school, so he moved into her house with the boys. Denise probably let out an exhale of relief, because she was done with Brooke’s crazy, cracked-out ass and the twins were no longer around to slowly murder her animals and daughters. But just when Denise was starting to think it was going to be a quiet Thanksgiving, the cops knocked on her door and told her that Brooke accused her of abusing the twins and her own daughters. What a wonderful Thanksgiving gift!

TMZ says that last night, cops showed up to Denise’s house and told her they needed to question her about abuse claims made against her. Denise told the cops that Brooke is being “vindictive” and the claims are “ridiculous.” Denise also told the cops that she hasn’t seen the boys in 2 weeks, so it’s funny that Brooke is screaming “ABUSE!” now. Brooke also hasn’t had any contact with Denise’s daughters. If anything comes from Brooke’s accusation, Denise’s daughters will have to be interviewed.

The Department of Children and Family Services is already handling an abuse claim between Brooke and Denise. When Denise still had temporary custody of the twins, she noticed a welt on one of the boys’ faces when he came back from spending the weekend with Brooke. Brooke apparently told CPS that she thinks he got the welt while he was at Denise’s house.

So I guess this means that Brooke and the crack pipe are one again? Denise Richards abusing kids? Ridiculous. Pepaw Irv would never let her get away with that. Wait, unless Denise Richards committed one of the most horrific forms of abuse by making her children and the twins watch her performance as Dr. Christmas Jones in The World is Not Enough. If that’s the abuse Brooke is talking about, then throw that child-abusing Denise in the clink!

UPDATE: E! says that Brooke’s boys told her that Denise Richards didn’t hit their asses, someone “associated” with Denise did. That person allegedly hit the twins on the head and back. The person also hit Denise’s girls, allegedly. Please don’t let it be Pepaw Irv, please don’t let it be Pepaw Irv.