If this was a game of charades, I’d guess that Kanye Kardashian is a dimming sparkle in the middle of a doody bubble (aka Kanye in Kanye’s word). Or maybe he’s the lone, trapped, scared and dying brain cell in Kim’s empty Spanx-covered brain? Or maybe he’s a douche-filled cream puff. I can play this game all through Skanksgiving.
Kanye and Kim Kartrashian gave an interview via satellite from their own asses to Hot 97 (via UsWeekly) yesterday and it was your regular old Kanye interview and by that I mean ridiculous shit spilled out of his mouth hole. Kanye called Kim the most beautiful woman in human existence (it’s not known if he’s talking about Kim with her original face, her second face or her third face) and he compared their love to Romeo & Juliet’s love. (Did Kanye just spoil the ending to his and Kim’s “love story”?) Kanye squirted out this laughing fluid about his trophy:
“Okay, ladies and gentlemen. All barber shops, fashion designers, architects, corner stores, Wall Street, all over the world: Y’all acting like this ain’t the most beautiful woman of all time! I’m talkin’, like, arguably of human existence — the top 10 of human existence. I don’t give a fuck what type of jacket she’s got on!
Our love story’s a love story for the ages. I felt like when we first got together, it was like a Romeo and Juliet kind of thing, where it’s like, she’s a reality star and I’m a rapper, and people talk about how our brands connect and what doesn’t fit. And I’m just so tired of the conversation of brands.”
Immanot let you finish, but Shauna Sand is the most beautiful woman of all time!
The ridiculous shit nuggets of verbal fuckery that come out of Kanye’s mouth really don’t have an affect on me anymore. He’s like that spoiled, delusional brat ass 6-year-old whose parents never told him to shut up and who hasn’t yet learned the adult art of keeping your crazy thoughts to yourself sometimes. You just want to smirk and hand him a juice box along with a mayonnaise sandwich.
And in a different interview, Kanye pretty much called the Kardashians the Rosa Parks of interracial relationships:
“A lot of what the Kardshians do, I don’t think they get enough credit for what they do. They prep America to accept interracial relationships. I’m not talking about me, I can hope on a plane. I can date a white woman, I can date a black woman, and no matter what they say in the barber shop don’t matter, because I don’t get my haircut there. For the people that do, though, there’s a white woman that’s getting talked down to by her friends because she’s dating a black guy. Now you’ve got a point of reference, that you can say, ‘Well, actually this couple right here, that’s dope.’”
I know Kanye West has always said some shit that doesn’t really make sense, but ever since he got some of that Kardashidrug in him, he’s really dove down into new levels of delusional. Pimp Mama Kris somehow found a way to inject even more delusion into his head. I think this means that PMK is the true supreme and that’s not a good thing. Call Fiona Goode! Call Marie Laveau!
And here’s Kanye wearing a coat made from Kim’s waxed-off anus fur while going shopping with her in NYC last night.