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November 23, 2013 / Posted by:

The Ants in the Pants Dog!

The Ants in the Pants children’s game has been around since 1969 and I don’t know when it happened, but sometime after that they added a shifty-eyed cardboard dog to the free-standing plastic pants. The game is almost so simple that a Hilton could play it (I said ALMOST). Each player picks a color of ants and the goal is to get as many of your color into that pervy dog’s pants. Each ant has a wart on its ass (that’s not a tail) and when you press it, it’s supposed to fly into the air. So you all flicks ants into the air while a shady dog stares at you with his tongue hanging out. Never trust a dog with human arms and dog paws.

Yesterday, I was looking for mindless games to play on Thanksgiving after our bodies are nearly paralyzed from filling ourselves with booze, canned cranberries and turkey ordered from Marie Callender’s. I almost got this shit, because it looks like I can play it with one hand while not letting go of my drank. But then I realized that this game requires way too much physical energy and I am way too grown (yeah, right) to be flicking ants into pants. Now, if the game was called Crabs in the Panties…..

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