Open Post: Hosted By The Nymphomaniac Trailer

November 22, 2013 / Posted by:

In their write-up about the trailer for Lars Von Trier’s 4-hour-long CGI porn Nymphomanaic, HuffPo said it was highly NSFW and I kind of rolled my eyes at this shit, because how can it be that NSFW when it’s on YouTube? (Although, every Ark Music Factory video is on YouTube and all of them are Not Safe For Life.) But in the almost 2-minute-long trailer, there’s a close-up of coochie lips, lady juice trickling down a leg, a beej and a girl spitting out man leche (or maybe that’s flour water), so yup, this is NSFW. But the most graphic and disturbing thing in this trailer is Shia LaDouche’s accent. Beware!

This HIGH ART shit doesn’t have a release date in the US yet (not that any of us are checking for one since I’m assuming that most of us like are porn LaDouche-less), but it comes out in Denmark on Christmas Day. So if you’re in Denmark, you now know what to do with your family on Christmas Day. It’s the feel-good event of the year.

And I’m kind of disappointed that at the end they didn’t spell “Coming Soon” as “Cumming Soon.” Missed opportunity!

UPDATE: Well, YouTube did snatch (punned on purpose) that thing down, but a replacement exists.

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