Afternoon Crumbs

November 19, 2013 / Posted by:

All the high level bridge queens of Scientology gathered in Florida to hear High Priestess David Miscavige speak at the opening of a super church. No, Shelly Miscavige wasn’t there, because she just couldn’t get away from the water heater she’s chained to in a fortress in the California desert somewhere. And yes, Tommy Girl and John Travolta both rushed the stage and reached for the crown when David was about to announce the Scientology Prom Queen of 2013 – Lainey Gossip¬†

Uh oh, taxes in Britain are going to rise since Duchess Kate can’t afford to buy a new dress – Celebitchy

Brandi Glanville’s going to keep talking about Joanna Krupa’s smelly pussy until Joanna Krupa shuts her up by stuffing her mouth with her smelly pussy – The Superficial

I weep at all the bubbles that were wasted for Sofia Vergara’s photo shoot for GQ IndiaHollywood Tuna

NeNe Leakes is laid up in the hospital with blood clots – Reality Tea

Alyssa Milano’s¬†wearing a one piece that Mona would work better – Drunken Stepfather

Do the teabagging carolers and their Jingle Balls do private parties? I’m asking for John TravoltaTowleroad

Ashley Greene is getting sued for that fire that killed one of her dogs – IDLYITW

I won’t exhale until Delia Deetz signs on – OMG Blog

Photoshop overdose: Nicole Kidman on Harper’s BazaarICYDK

How many My Little Ponies lost their tails to make Ke$hit’s weave? – Just Jared

What in school girl pilgrim Mary Tyler Moore hell is Lea Michele wearing? – Popoholic

Madge brought in more cash than Lady CaCa last year – The Berry

I can’t with both of them for not saying, “Something The Cranberries sing about” – Videogum

It’s time to reevaluate your mental situation when you’re selling your ass to make Lady CaCa richer – Boy Culture

Dakota Johnson cried when she got the lead in Fifty Shades of Shit. So did everybody else. – I’m Not Obsessed

Kim Kartrashian’s tits: here they are again – Popsugar

Jay Leno got sued for joking that a woman used a rat as a dildo (isn’t that called a reverse Richard Gere?) – Pajiba

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