Open Post: Hosted By Leonardo DiCatchAHo Basking In The Sunlight

November 17, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Victoria’s Secret Angels whose name he will forget five seconds after boning them may come and go, but his true love for quietly reflecting in the sun is forever. While waiting for his chariot to show up in NYC yesterday, noted sun basker Leonardo DiCatchAHo let the sun jizz out a Vitamin D facial onto him. Leonardo raised his face up to the universe, the Gods, St. Bea Arthur and the rest of the powers-that-be up there and asked them to please grace him with a damn Oscar already. If you keep quiet, you can almost hear them cackling back at him.

But really, besides Lukas Haas and the FedEx guy who delivers the Victoria’s Secret model he ordered the day before, Leo doesn’t love anything like he loves the sun. Bask on, bitch, bask on.

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Tags: Open Post

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