“Nobody’s Talked About Us For 24 Hours! Quick, Kendall, Go Put On A Stupid Hat!” – Kris Jenner

November 10, 2013 / Posted by:

Hey, Kendall Jenner? See if you can pull that hat down all they way. You can? Cool! Do us all a solid and buy one for each of your sisters and a full-body hat for Kris. Oh, that’s terrible, I didn’t mean that (…just get one for Kim).

Kendall and Kylie Jenner, two teenagers who no longer go to school or have jobs, but plenty of time on their hands, spent yesterday shopping in West Hollywood and trying on clothes. Kendall, proving she’s a Kardashian at heart, made a beeline for the dumbest, ugliest thing in the store and put it on. Let’s see how many jokes about Kendall’s outfit I can make in 60 seconds. Aaaaannnd GO!

– Kendall looks like Strawberry Shortcake’s cousin who was born too close to a nuclear power plant
– If Kendall’s hat and scarf were gray, she’d be a dead ringer for Roger from American Dad
– Kendall looks like an off-brand Dumb Donald
– That lumpy scarf looks like Kim’s ass in a paid of pink leggings
– That hat and scarf makes Kendall look like a pink dick and balls. Later she changed into a black hat and scarf, and Kim appeared out of nowhere.

And I only need one for Kylie: homegirl looks like Brenda and Brandon Walsh’s college dropout cousin from Daytona Beach, FL.

Here’s more of Kendall, Kylie (aka Khloe II: Boozy’s Revenge, just give it time), and their friend (who looks like the bad influence’s dum-dum sidekick in a 1992 ABC after-school special).

(Pics via Splash)

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