Tati Neves’ Reputation Has Been Cleared!

November 7, 2013 / Posted by:


Tati Neves is the Brazilian silicone blossom who filmed Justin Bieber going sleepy times in his villa in Rio and after that video came out, his people ran their mouths over to TMZ to say that she is not a hooker and he didn’t pay her a dime. The Biebs’ whores told TMZ that after his show, 50 people partied at his villa and when he fell asleep, Tati pulled out her phone and caught the moment right before he dreamed about whizzing on his potty training toilet and pissed the bed (you know he did). But The Biebs’ people made it clear that Tati is not a paid pussy peddler. But wait!

Gawker says that Tati Neves is an actress, go-go dancer, wannabe bodybuilder and hooker whore. Gawker points to pictures that Egotastic has of Tati posing with her melting Tuperware bowl titties and $2 SuperCuts landing strip out. The pictures were taken for a titty mag called Private and Tati advertises her call girl services in it.


The Biebs’ people want everyone to think that Tati Neves is some kind of hardcore Belieber who is obsessed with him and actually likes his music. That made Tati’s family put black lace veils over their faces, close all the blinds and refuse to go out, because they were too ashamed to be related to a Belieber. But now they can open the blinds and hold their heads up high again, because Tati’s not a Belieber, she’s just a hooker who probably got paid to do him. Reputation restored!

(Pic via Facebook)

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