Afternoon Crumbs

November 7, 2013 / Posted by:

RiRi follows one of my drinking rules: If it can hold booze, I’m drinking out of it – Drunken Stepfather

GOOPY Paltrow is selling peasant stationary that she wouldn’t even ever use to wipe her daytime maid’s ass with – Lainey Gossip

And on the other side of that stall was a man clenching his ass cheeks and trying not to make any sound as Celine Dion let out her hummingbird yodel – Towleroad

The most pretentious and whitest war rages on… – Celebitchy

Scroll down to the second picture to see Bradley Cooper in uniform (just ignore that Rachel McAdams girl) – The Berry

Justin Bieber’s sleepy time filmer needs to work on her tuck game – The Superficial

Teresa Giudice and Juicy Joe will pay the millions of fines they owe one InTouch article at a time – Reality Tea

Gisele Bundchen wears a dress that makes her tits look like alien eyes – Hollywood Tuna

A BAG OF IN-N-OUT!!!!! (And I guess January Jones is in these pictures too) – Popoholic

Justin Bieber’s Brazilian adventures could end with him never going back to Brazil again. Excuse me while I relocate my life to Brazil – IDLYITW

Gisele Bundchen gets naked with herself for French Vogue –ICYDK

It looks like Natalie Portman’s torso is wrapped in tinsel and Christmas tree lights – Popsugar

So now I know what some of you Dlisted readers do late at night while sipping a glass of Andre – Jezebel

NOOOOOOO! This means we’ll never get a sequel to Holiday in the Sun HuffPo

Mr. Clean says it’s your fat ass’ fault if you can’t wear his overpriced yoga pants – OMG Blog

Are we sure those sulfuric smelling demons following Ariana Grande aren’t Patrice Wilson and Larry Rudolph? – Popbytes

Shame and dignity: Kaley Cuoco is void of both – Just Jared

Hypnotizing. – Videogum

HAAAAAAAY-TED IT! – I’m Not Obsessed

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