ESCANDALO (Not Really): Will Smith Took Nipple-Flashing Photo Booth Pictures With Margot Robbie

November 6, 2013 / Posted by:

Will Smith is in New Orleans shooting Focus with 23-year-old Australian actress Margot Robbie and those two hos are getting along so well that they’re taking Girls Gone Wild-like pictures in photo booths at parties. Star Magazine got a hold of the pictures that they say will make Jada Pinkett Smith mad. They’re right. Jada’s going to be mad, because it’s not her nipple next to Margot Robbie’s face.

Some witness type says that on October 25th, Will and Margot “got intimately close” at a party in New Orleans after shooting. At one point, they slid into an old-fashioned selfie box together and took a bunch of tame, non-shocking pictures together. SCANDAL! The witness type clutched their Bible while talking about the shocking and inappropriate behavior of a 45-year-old married man.

“He wasn’t acting like a married man; he gave no signs that he was in a committed relationship. What kind of married man would go into a photo booth with a sexy 23-year-old girl and start to undress? Once they pulled the curtain back to take the pictures, they let their inhibitions run wild, laughing, hugging and nuzzling each other in the dark. They were hanging all over each other, laughing like they were a new couple in love. Will had just gotten done working for the day, so he definitely wasn’t intoxicated in any way — he knew what he was doing.

Will and Margot never showed up back on set or attended the night’s festivities with the rest of the crew. After they left the party, they were gone all night.”

The pictures were so ESCANDALOSO and marriage-ruining that Will forgot to pick them up from the photo booth slot and his assistant had to get them later.

Oh, please. These pictures are about as scandalous as the bloated Red Penguin of Toronto admitting that he smoked crack. (What government official doesn’t smoke crack?) Will’s Scientology bros John Travolta and Tommy Girl always take pictures like this together and they’ve never bumped butts before. I’m sure that after Will and Margot left the party, they went to sing “That’s What Friends Are For” together at a karaoke bar and then they shared a strawberry sundae. Afterward, Will looked in the mirror and said that he’s okay with himself, so I doubt Jada gives one lukewarm fuck.

And Focus was originally supposed to star Kristen Stewart and Ben Affleck, so these pictures would’ve been a whole lot different if that happened. Kristen Stewart’s pussy would’ve played the part of Will’s nipple and Ben’s tongue would’ve played the part of Margot’s face.

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