The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 1st!

November 4, 2013 / Posted by:

Every octopus in every ocean shat out a cloud of “Bitch, Please” today when noted delusional whore The Little Methmaid announced that she was entering rehab for “anger management”. – THE Eunice Burns



Fish all over the world are becoming more and more like humans each day, due to the large amount of hormones in the water caused by the increasing amount of gold diggers tossing out their birth control pills. – Lauren Rooney

via WFTV

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