Hot Slut Of The Day!

Bubble Burger! 

In the 80s (Note: There was really no need to strain my fingers by typing that since it’s pretty obvious that some crap called Bubble Burger was burped out of the bowels of the 1980s. When else?), children and stoners could wrap their mouths around bubble gum shaped like a burger. It came in a tiny Styrofoam container and sadly it was just shaped like a burger, it didn’t taste like one. I don’t even know how they got away with calling it a burger. It doesn’t look like one at all. It looks like two pancakes hugging a pile of beef curtains.

With that being said, “never chewing on a Bubble Burger” is on my list of life regrets. Kelly Ripa also wishes that Bubble Burger was still around today. Because every time a ho told her to “chew on a burger, you skinny bitch,” she could pop a calorie-free Bubble Burger in her mouth and say, “I am, you dumb slut.”

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