Guess Who Got Caught Sneaking Out Of A Whorehouse In Rio?

November 2, 2013 / Posted by:

It’s not Charlie Sheen, because his house is already a brothel and he doesn’t need to fly all the way to Brazil to buy some coochie. It’s not John Travolta, because it’s a brothel full of pussy peddlers and not dude massage therapists with strong stomachs. It’s the hooker-loving Biebs!

The Brazilian site EGO and Page Six both have pictures of Usher’s godchild covered in a blanket and trying to stealthily sneak out of a brothel in Rio de Janeiro with help from his two buff bodyguards. That picture. It looks like a still from a gay ghost porn. That Bieber ghost is getting the boos fucked out of his butt while he gets ready to toss that other dude’s salad. That lady in the glasses is wondering why in the hell she’s in the middle of this mess.

Page Six says that paps in Brazilian received a tip that Justin Bieber, his friend and his bodyguards visited a popular coochie palace. The Biebs was inside for three hours before he left in a genius disguise. The paps ID’d the bodyguards as members of the Biebs’ security team and Page Six says that it’s obviously him since his ugly wrist tattoo was visible in a few of the pictures. The Biebs’ mom also confirmed (no, she didn’t) that that’s the blanky he cuddles with every night.

As the Biebs tried to sneak out, one of his bodyguards pulled some golden showers shit by throwing water at the paps. The Biebs left with two girls from the brothel and went back to his hotel, but his hotel later kicked him out (probably because he brought hookers back to his room). Page Six points out that prostitution is legal in Brazil, but brothels are not.

Yeah, I know Justin Bieber could easily get himself a truck full of girls to do every single night for free, but maybe he’s into some seriously kinky, dirty, filthy, dark-sided, rosary-clutching shit that no girl would do for free. And by “kinky” shit I mean watching his movie and holding him while telling him that he’s the strongest, baddest, hardest, little pop star in the world. Even the most crazed Belieber won’t do disgusting shit like that for free.

(Pic via EGO) (Thanks Lígia!)

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