Ann With An E Hathaway Puts Her Bitchface On For Cancer Gala

October 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Anne Hathaway lost a few fans after the attendees of the The Pink Party Gala she hosted in Santa Monica earlier this month told InTouch that the list of her demands included not being spoken to by guests and that she spent the night rolling her giant cow eyes. Dick move, Anne. Not even Christian Bale is going to send you a muffin basket for that one. Cancer is enough of an asshole for taking things that don’t belong to it without you adding to the fuckery!

Of course her reps and the gala’s organizers activated their Ass Kissing Wondertwin Powers when The DailyMail came calling to give you this:

The star’s publicist Stephen Huvane told MailOnline that the claims are ‘100 percent false.’

Huvane stated: ‘We never made any such requests and Anne happily interacted with the organisers and guests at the event. The cause is very personal to her as the [doctor] being honoured that evening saved one of her very close friends.’

And the publicist for The Pink Party, Alexandra Lippin, affirmed to MailOnline that it was a delight to have her.’

Lippin went on to say: ‘Anne could not have been nicer and was absolutely lovely throughout the evening. 

‘She gave one of the most heartfelt speeches in the history of The Pink Party.’

Adding: ‘It was extremely genuine. She was sincere and open with tears in her eyes as she spoke about her friend.’

To be clear, no shade about her friend. Cancer itself is no joke and my condolences to anybody affected by it. But she’s an actress and an overly rehearsed one at that. She never seems quite genuine and strikes me as being “on” all the time. I can totally imagine her getting bored at a gala after underlining all the E’s at the end of her name on the signage, realizing she’s almost on, swiping some clove oil under her eyes and whispering “they’re gonna love you” on the way to the podium. I do have a shallow little smudge of appreciation for her, even though it’s just because I share some of her facial features and am thankful she’s a walking, talking example of “Just Say No To Pixie Cuts When You Have A Face Like That“.

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