Afternoon Crumbs

October 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Note to shameless fame whores: selling the news that you’re knocked up to a tabloid is so over. The new way to announce you’ve got a gut full of baby is by sharing the news in a tweet sponsoed by ClearBlue. Update your game! – Jezebel

Lady CaCa celebrates Thursday (“Halloween, huh?” – CaCa) by dressing up as a white geisha shat up by a shell – Lainey Gossip

At this point, I think Kim Kardashian has a drawer full of plastic noses and wears a different one every day – The Berry

Rude thoughtless little pig is a rude thoughtless little pig – Celebitchy

Kelly Ripa’s Miley Cyrus costume is invalid without a thick layer of yeast infection discharge on her tongue – The Superficial

Christina Milian goes as camouflage for Halloween, which is kind of redundant since nobody really notices her anyway. (I don’t mean that, Love Don’t Cost A Thing is a masterpiece) – Hollywood Tuna

Bethanny Frankelstein needs to eat some of that candy she’s wearing – Reality Tea

Monica Bellucci on Vanity Fair ItalyDrunken Stepfather

Happy Chloe-e-weenTowleroad

Katharine McPhee’s status as “side piece” is not going to get upgraded to “full-time piece”IDLYITW

Random is MiserAlba sucking on Pierce Brosnan’s hairy face – Popoholic

Kanye West’s Yeezus tour is about as stable as his sanity – HuffPo

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson throw the ROBSTENIS4EVERUNBROKEN cult members a bone – ICYDK

Are we sure Crispy Ronaldo isn’t really selling brow waxing kits, because his eyebrow situation is re-defining delicateness and exquisiteness – Buzzfeed

Not linking to Tim Curry singing “Anything Can Happen on Halloween” on October 31st is an illegal act, so here’s Tim Curry singing “Anything Can Happen on Halloween” OMG Blog

Joshua Jackson’s hair fur is shaped like a Y. That’s all I’ve got. – Just Jared

It’s Soooookeh and Beeeeehl’s twins! – Popsugar

If Rita Ora glued piles of hay on top of her head, it would look more lush than that crap she’s got on her head now – Moe Jackson

Something to file under: POR QUE???!!!!!!!! – Videogum

And let’s end these links with the best Halloween costume of the year – I’m Not Obsessed

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