Afternoon Crumbs

October 30, 2013 / Posted by:

Reps for L’Oreal announced that Blake NotSoLively is their new face and used the word “elegance” to describe her. In other news, L’Oreal’s reps have no idea what the word “elegance” means and need to educate themselves by flipping through pictures of Shauna SandLainey Gossip

These vintages pictures of Madonna’s naked body are missing one very important thing from her past: her sascrotch – The Superficial

Elijah will be a regular on Girls the season after next if there’s a season after next – Towleroad

Selena Gomez is still in a bikini and is also wearing one of Mrs. Roper’s favorite house coats – Hollywood Tuna

Scary Spice’s Mr. Clean-looking ass husband gives her a quick mammogram check during their regularly scheduled staged photo-op – Drunken Stepfather

The cast picture for The Private Lives of Nashville Wives looks like an ad for a Windsor Fashions outlet – Reality Tea

Sadly, Christina Ricci didn’t wear her Wednesday Addams costume when she got married over the weekend – The Berry

Woe is Katharine McPheeCelebitchy

This is Lady CaCa’smourning for my dog” look – ICYDK

The other day there were pictures of MiserAlba smiling, so I’m glad the world can continue to spin now that she’s back to looking miserable – Popoholic

Kendall Jenner’s transformation into Pimp Mama Kris’ next prized pig is about 55% complete – IDLYITW

Joe Jonas is not chasing dragons, so says Joe Jonas – Just Jared

Too TOO Easy – Popsugar

And yet, it still looks freshly and fluffier than Lindsay Lohan’s weave – OMG Blog

I bet a Subway foot long that Alyssa Milano made her sex tape with Kirk CameronSOW

Can we start a Kickstarter for Tori Spelling’s supposed sex tape to never see the light of the Internet, because I’m pretty sure we all like our eyes and like having them in our faces – HuffPo

I’d hit it: the befores and the afters – Pajiba

The only thing Pimp Mama Kris blacklists is dignity and self-respect – Popbytes

Joan Rivers welcomes Orlando Bloom to the neighborhood – I’m Not Obsessed

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