What the Hell Kind Of GD Fame Whore Inception Is This?
For once, a famewhore inside a famewhore isn’t resulting in a sex tape. It’s Paris Hilton, the OG “please suck a fuck and die” famewhore channeling the current one by dressing up as Miley Cyrus. Paris brought her mom Kathy, Greasy Bear (government name: Brandon Davis) and her pancake ass to Hugh Hefner’s Halloween party last night. She even stuck her disease-ridden tongue out, which made Hugh’s party planner very happy that she went the extra mile to include a trial dose of Valtrex in everybody’s goodie bag. I can’t figure out what Kathy’s costume is. I’m getting shades of my high school senior year math teacher who always showed up to class in mismatched clothes with one black shoe and one blue shoe, while Greasy Bear looks like his mom sewed him a ninja Elvis costume.
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- Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween Party
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- Paris Hilton at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween Party
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- Paris Hilton at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween Party
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- Paris Hilton at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween Party
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- Paris Hilton at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween Party
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- Paris Hilton at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween Party
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- Paris Hilton at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween Party
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- Paris Hilton and Kathy Hilton at Hugh Hefner’s Halloween Party
(Pics via Wenn.com)