Open Post: Hosted By the Nicolas Cage Costume You Wish You Thought Of

October 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Admit it. You wanted to cartwheel into school, your place of employment, the grocery store, the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit or your dearly departed Grandma’s funeral wearing this sold out Morphsuit covered in pictures of Nicolas Cage. You wanted to make 497 Vines of yourself wearing it while quoting his movies. You wanted to spend a whole nine seconds perfecting your imitation of his accent in Con Air, then go trick or treating and say, “I said put the bunny back in the box” when your neighbor answered their doors. You wanted to wear it while fapping to that fucked up Nicolas Cage playing John Travolta playing Nicolas Cage mess Face/Off. You wanted to show up to the set of National Treasure 3 with the hope of introducing the real Nic Cage to the train hobo looking one on your crotch and asking him to autograph it right there.

(Pics from iraffiruse via Buzzfeed)

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