From The “Blink Once For Yes, Twice For No” Files

Unless you’ve been living in a van down by the river for the past 6 years, you already know that Kanye West is a massive control freak, so this story should come as no surprise to you. At Kim Kardashian’s birthday party last night at Tao in Las Vegas, People reports that when asked about her upcoming nuptials, Kim says “they haven’t had a moment to talk about it” (since the Kanye West Privacy-Soaked Diamond Ring Spectacular only happened a couple of days ago and Kim’s been re-applying bronzer and highlighter to her ring finger ever since) but knows that when it comes to wedding planning, it’s “whatever he wants”.

Ruh-roh, I’ve seen this a million times before on Bridezillas. Kanye’s been dreaming of this day since he was a little girl, and if the cake isn’t the perfect shade of Tiffany blue, he’ll throw a major tantrum. But really, ‘Total Kontrol Kanye’ is old hat for Kim; held immediately after Kanye’s concert at the MGM Grand, Kim entered her birthday party to a DJ playing Kanye songs and Kanye wearing the loudest jacket in the room (“IT’S ALL ABOUT ME” – Kanye’s favourite coffee mug).

All jokes aside (and I don’t mean to get too Intro to Women’s Studies 101 on you) but Kanye feels a little too controlling, right? I get the feeling that he sees Kim as a willing female robot to act out his Rom-com come-to-life fantasies with him. Meanwhile, Kim is giving off such strong I-give-up-bring-on-the-Stockholm-syndrome vibes, I feel like SEAL Team 6 should be sent in to rescue her (don’t give her back to Pimp Mama Kris, it’s just as bad there!).

Here’s Kim, Khloé Odom (is she still going by that? Let me check with PMK and get back to you), Kourtney Kardashian-Disick with Eddie Munster hair, Kim, Kanye (looking like a young Liberace in that red sateen jacket) at Kim’s 33rd birthday at Tao in Las Vegas.

(Pics via Wenn)