Open Post: Hosted By A Drunken RPattz And Katy Perry Drunkenly Singing Karaoke Together

October 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Somebody pulled out this hilarious vintage mess from 2008 of Robert Pattinson (with his magical unicorn forest still intact) and Katy Perry acting seven kinds of plastered while singing out Boyz II Men’sI’ll Make Love To You” at Dimples in Burbank, CA. At one point, Katy makes all of the most flexible Twihards chew their genitals off in a rage when she sits on RPattz’s lap and slurps up his cocktail. I don’t know if this means that the two have had messy, sloppy, drunken post-karaoke sex in the bathroom at Dimples. But I do know that when Rpattz and Katy Perry drunkenly sing karaoke together, they sound like two whales dying a slow, painful death while dropping to the bottom of the ocean. Wait, is this really inappropriate viral marketing for Blackfish?

via Vulture

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