It’s The Coke Booger Ghost Of Lindsay Lohan’s Past!

October 25, 2013 / Posted by:

And Lindsay Lohan’s present… And Lindsay Lohan’s future, probably.

If you work at or live near a methadone clinic or a bottom-level art college, then you’re probably used to seeing crap like this all the time. Lady CaCa followed up her uncooked hash brown wedge costume with this “Grandmama Addams on bath salts” look. Bitch looks like the angel on top of a crack house Christmas tree. CaCa pulled this shit in Berlin, which is the last place you should shit out HIGH ART like this if you want to shock people. Running barefoot through the streets half-naked with coke all over your feet is normal in Berlin. It’s part of the landscape just like greased up, naked massage therapists is part of the landscape of John Travolta’s backyard.

And I can’t read minds, but I’m pretty sure all of those hot bodyguards are thinking to themselves, “Bitch better give us all bonuses for the severe case of PTSD we’re all going to suffer from.”

Pics: Splash

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