Afternoon Crumbs

October 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Ben Foster as Lance Armstrong and yes, I keep staring at his crotch to see if I can see one nut or two. It’s all about the details. – Lainey Gossip

Even that spray bottle looks like it’s saying, “DAYUM,” while looking at Salma Hayek’s nalgas – The Superficial

Robert Pattinson is slurping on Kristen Stewart’s armpits again – Celebitchy

Boy George’s entire new album is on YouTube – Towleroad

Pauly D’s baby mother gets a bronze medal in gold digging for taking the money he gave her to get an abortion and having the kid anyway. Well played, bitch – Reality Tea


Fuck all you Jacobs for killing the reign of Michael! – Jezebel

Nicole ScherMINGEr looks like she’s holding in a phlegm ball while smelling some dirty ass – Hollywood Tuna

Correction: The props department of Keeping Up with the Kardashians picked out Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring – IDLYITW

Natalie Portman looks like she’s wearing Etsy: The Dress – Popoholic

I want to get drunk on red wine and barf on both of them – The Berry

By “embarrassed,” Katharine McPhee means “really fucking excited,” because she hasn’t gotten this much attention in her life – ICYDK

No, I didn’t really need to see Jim Sturgess’ ass cheeks today, but why not? – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

Michelle Williams’ still got that guinea pig hair – Popsugar

Oh yeah, Padma Lakshmi gets really damn obese while filming Top Chef. Fat bitch. – HuffPo

I thought I felt the ground beneath my feet shake yesterday and I know it’s because MiserAlba’s mouth made a smile – Moe Jackson

Translation: Katy Perry is a serial killer – Just Jared

Note to chirrun: It’s only okay to run down a dark alley if you’re wearing this costume – Videogum

And this is why I won’t be closing my eyelids for three weeks straight – Pajiba

The new Captain America: The Winter Solider trailer is here – I’m Not Obsessed

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