Rashida Jones Cordially Invites Female Celebrities To Hop Off the Whore Train
In an attempt to balance the scales tipped heavily toward “rachet ass shit” on Twitter, actress Rashida Jones hopped on her account (via US Weekly) the other day to implore the werkin’, twerkin’, rude and crude ladies of celebrityDUMB to put their labia away and find some class.
This week’s celeb news takeaway: she who comes closest to showing the actual inside of her vagina is most popular. #stopactinglikewhores
— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) October 19, 2013
Let me clarify. I don’t shame ANYone for anything they choose to do with their lives or bodies…
— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) October 19, 2013
BUT I think we ALL need to take a look at what we are accepting as “the norm”…
— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) October 19, 2013
There is a whole generation of young women watching. Sure, be SEXY but leave something to the imagination.
— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) October 19, 2013
Rashida may be a Harvard graduate, but she must have missed the education I got during high school and my one quarter of community college, because “she who hos the most scores the most” isn’t new information and it sure as shit isn’t exclusive to celebrities. We’ve all known that one bitch in coochie cutters and pink Uggs who will spend the night moving closer and closer to your man at the bar until she’s making eye contact with you while her boobs are resting on his arm. You can choose to be the bigger person and leave with your guy, or you can excuse yourself to the bathroom, grab a complimentary tampon, unwrap that shit and drop it in her vodka cranberry when you get back to your bar stool.
She ended her PSA with this tit for tat:
Also, calling on all men to show me dat ass
— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) October 19, 2013
Whoa there, girl. Are you sure?
(Note from Michael K: Fuck Rashida Jones! Whores make my world go ’round. If people stopped acting like whores, most of us would be sad, I’d have nothing to post and Dlisted would became a dog site.)