Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 22, 2013 / Posted by:

The Hooker’s Lips flower (scientific name: the Angelina Jolie plant the Psychotria Elata plant)!

If the uncut dick flower didn’t already exist in nature, the Hooker’s Lips plant would be Dlisted’s official plant. According to Oddity Central, the Hooker’s Lips plant only grows in tropical rain forests in certain Central and South American countries, and it can also be found on the faces of Lisa Rinna, Mick Jagger and Pete Burns. It’s called the Hooker’s Lips flower, because if you wave a dolla at it and swear to it that you’re not a cop, it’ll pucker up and let you stick your tongue or your peen tip between its petals. The Hooker’s Lips flower is going extinct and it’s days on the ho stroll are numbered, so if you want to tongue one, you better get to a South American rain forest now. But if you can’t get to a South American rain forest, just ask Mickey Rourke to pull down his chonies and show you his beautiful engorged red ass lips. It’s the next best thing.

(For Emily)

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