Admit That You Care About Kaley Cuoco’s Fake Wedding Dress

October 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Everyone else does. The world stopped spinning 3 days ago when Kaley Cuoco Instagrammed a pic of her ass in a wedding dress and eating yogurt. Of course, this world stoppage is according to Kaley and an equally vapid woman from E!. “I caused a stir. I caused a viral stir,” Kaley says. Jesus.

It was bad enough that Kaley Coocoocajoo here is in every single commercial known to man and will not leave my television. But now she’s all pompous about stupid shit like her costume from an upcoming movie called The Wedding Ringer being mistaken for real. I looked it up. This movie sounds like the green matter that comes out of a horse, misses that bag, and lies strewn across the cobblestones attracting flies.  She knows it, too. When she says the title in this clip, she has a little face seizure. She knows.

“Well, we’re shooting The Wedding Ringer…it’s so funny, I’ve been in a wedding dress every day on this movie so I figured I’d post a picture of me in my dress because I knew it would cause a ripple effect,” she said. Kaley got engaged to tennis dude Ryan Sweeting a quick second after she met him so the United Nations obviously declared it  “OHMYGOD IS THAT THE DRESS” Day after checking their Instagram feed this week.

When you’re lucky enough to be pretty, blonde, work with Jim Parsons and get some beard work, you get all self-important and cocky.

Here’s Kaley and her dude at a polo match.

Pics: WENN



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