Nothing Turns Robert Pattinson On Like Some Natural Human Stank

October 17, 2013 / Posted by:

Portuguese magazine Activa (via HuffPo) asked RPattz out of all the five senses, which one does he use the most when finding a piece he’s attracted to. That question is some WTF Planet Earth shit, but I’m guessing they asked it, because they wanted to get him to admit that he orgasms from every pore while making out with a juicy pit. RPattz kind of admitted it when he said that he loves smelling people.

“It doesn’t necessarily have to be perfume. I like the smell of people. It is really strange and I’m sure it has to do with pheromones. We like people because subconsciously we like the way they smell. I always find this very interesting to observe.”

Pit sniffer! So RPattz is that kinky trick who buys overused jock straps and 7-day-old panties on eBay.

I see what his ass is saying, but sense of smell is like any sense, sometimes it does you right and sometimes it does you oh-so-wrong. Noses are kind of gross, but you thank the Gods that you have one when you get with a piece whose natural scent makes you squirt cum out of your nostrils. But when you get with a dirty, nasty, sucio, filthy piece, you wish your sense of smell had an off switch. And any shameless slut would never let a dirty-smelling bitch stop them from getting some. You aren’t officially a shameless, desperate trashy slut until you’ve plugged your nose and held your breath while giving a beej to a nasty-smelling dirt bag.

And since RPattz cares so much about scent, he probably sheds a tear while thinking about Kristen Stewart’s armpits in August when he walks by a hobo who smells like cooked rotten meat and Limburger cheese.

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