Afternoon Crumbs

October 17, 2013 / Posted by:

I’m going to need an adult to hold me, pet my hair and tell me it’s okay after looking at these open sore pictures of Parasite Hilton and Uncle Terry. I feel violated. – Celebitchy

How do you say, “Take off your goddamn sunglasses, the sun’s not out and you look like a deranged bee,” in Italian? – Lainey Gossip

Morrissey wrote about his first gay love named Jake and it would make so much sense if Jake’s real name is Prince CharlesTowleroad

In a game of Then or Now, Zack Morris is way hotter now – The Berry

Melissa Gorga is really living the dream – Reality Tea

Daddy Spears is going to ground Brit Brit and refuse to make Velveeta grits for her for a whole week for strolling around with her Cheetos balls out – The Superficial

Um, Lady CaCa should really get that checked out at the free clinic – ICYDK

“Oh, I spent a good part of my day staring at Jessica Biel’s crotch to see if I could make out a camel toe. Aren’t you proud?” – me to my mom after she asks me what I did today – Hollywood Tuna

All models can retire now, because the Disney villainesses always wear it better – OMG Blog

Lindsay Lohan’s nip looks like it’s trying to break out of her shirt and escape – Drunken Stepfather

Blake NotSoLively got a job – HuffPo

I haven’t slept in over 30 hours so Olivia Munn’s loud fug dress is making my head slowly explode from the inside out – Popoholic

But more importantly, what in the name of Fire Marshall Bill happened to Peter Berg? – Just Jared

Proof that being around politicians all the time makes you jump off the rails and skid into Crazy Town – IDLYITW

Brit Brit’s boots look like mutilated foreskins – Popsugar

If Michael Douglas didn’t lie about having throat cancer instead of tongue cancer, he could’ve used this song in his throat cancer awareness PSA – Crunk + Disorderly

Okay, but poke at me when J.D. Roth drags Fox – Pajiba

Vanity Fair’s takedown of Goopy Paltrow will be my Bible and what I read when I need to be taken higher – Popbytes

IN THE KITCHEN WITH DAVID!!!!!!!!! That is all. – I’m Not Obsessed

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