Night Crumbs
It’s nice to see that being married to a Canadian suppository with spiky hair hasn’t dimmed Avril Lavigne’s timeless fashion sense – Lainey Gossip
Brandi Glanville is trying to snap LeAnn Rimes’ last Falkor nerve by befriending Dean Rainbow Sherbert – Reality Tea
Nina Dobrev and the Mormon Ken Doll lasted 30 days longer than you expected them to last – Celebitchy
Stephen Sondheim plans to gay up Company all the way – Towleroad
Nobody in Hollywood wants to be in Fifty Shades of Shit…except for probably Phoebe Price and Carrot Top… and they’ll do it for free. Make this happen, Hollywood! – The Superficial
The Lamborghini is less plastic than Nicki Minaj’s ass – Hollywood Tuna
Kendall Jenner gets naked and camouflages herself in branches the same way forest creatures do when they hear Khloe Kardashian stomping on through – Drunken Stepfather
I call this the “Do my pits stank?” pose – The Berry
Alexa Vega gives me subtle shades of young Drea de Matteo – Popoholic
Lindsay Lohan is corrupting some twink model – IDLYITW
What in dominatrix Catholic school girl HELL is Katy Perry wearing? – Moe Jackson
The Nanny is dating the inventor of email. The end. – Videogum
The only reason to watch the That Awkward Moment trailer is to watch Zac Efron piss horizontally – SOW
Mike Myers’ wife is having their baby again – Just Jared
Kate Winslet’s eyebrow situation on Vogue gets a B- – Popsugar
The “It’s Just A Cat!” supercut makes me wish there was an “It’s Just A Sloth!” supercut – OMG Blog
Snoop Dogg’s current strain is doing things to his brain – I’m Not Obsessed