QOTD: Benedict Cumberbatch’s Fantasy Threesome With Matt Smith And Tom Hiddleston

October 11, 2013 / Posted by:

To promote that WikiLeaks movie The Fifth Estate, Bendadick Cumsinasses did a Reddit AMA today. I don’t think anybody asked Benadryl Cucumberpatch when he’s going to shed his human skin and reveal himself as a reptilian king who has come to Earth to capture us all and take us back to his home planet where we’ll become food to his kind. But somebody did ask him this:

Do you, Matt Smith, and Tom Hiddleston have cheek bone polishing parties?

A flood of nerd panty pudding drowned Tumblr after he answered with this:

We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet.

And as you can tell from that fan art above, the Internet has already worked that image over. I haven’t checked yet, but I’m pretty sure the thought of Dr. Who, Sherlock and Loki lubing each other’s cheekbones has broken Tumblr forever. RIP Tumblr!

Here’s Bennigan Comboverhatch outside of GMA in NYC today.

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