Open Post: Hosted By The Demure Florida Pearl Know As Lacy Wildd
Lacey Wildd is a stunning Florida goddess and mother of six (10 if you count her tits) who has the shyness of Phoebe Price, the ladylike demeanor of Shauna Sand, the pureness of Jodie Marsh, the natural grace of CoCo and the fashion sense of Bret Michaels. This natural blossom was currently in the news (and by the news I mean the only news source that matters The Daily Mail), because she wants to take her triple-L chichis up to a Q-cup and asked her fans for donations. FINALLY, somebody used crowdfunding to get donations for a cause that really matters!
Lacey’s fans donated a total of $23,000 and even though some doctors have told her that pumping her tits up to the size of Kanye’s ego might kill her, she’s going through with the surgery early next year. If doctors successfully install Lacey’s brand new XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL-sized titty bags (weighting a total of 42 pounds) and they don’t completely crush her lungs, she’ll have the biggest plastic chichis in the world! (Sorry, Sheyla Hershey.)
Here’s Lacey spending some quality time with her daughter at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. If pumpkins had mouths, both of those would be frowning, because they feel inferior next to the twin Great Pumpkins on Lacey’s chest. Yes, this is what Linus was waiting all night to see.
Pics: Splash