Night Crumbs
The Tami Taylor and Coach sex scene that you thought only existed in the fap file of your imagination was really shot and really happened – Lainey Gossip
Either every bitch involved in this ridiculously dumb Hot Pockets commercial needs to smoke less of the good shit or they need to smoke more of the good shit. I’m really not sure – The Superficial
Peeta Bread from The Hunger Games is open to putting his mouth on a peen in the future – Towleroad
Chloe Moretz looks like she’s got a really fancy flesh-eating fungus on her body – Hollywood Tuna
Bruce Jenner is still going to shoot scenes for Krapping Up The Kardashians, because Pimp Mama Kris won’t hand over his nuts until he did so – Reality Tea
Who hasn’t been there, really? Warning: The video shows doctors rescuing a stuck dildo, so it’s every type of NSFW – Drunken Stepfather
Teenage actresses whose names I always forget are just like us! They go to In-N-Out in their formalwear – The Berry
Alan Thicke needs to stop, because he knows that if he got back together with Gloria Loring, they’d be the next Brangelina – Celebitchy
Little Sprout and the Jolly Ukrainian Giant are getting married – ICYDK
I didn’t know Hilary Duff was part raccoon – Popoholic
My dog once ate a dirty, half-eaten hot dog off the dirty sidewalk and I don’t think even he’d eat off of Miley Cyrus’ thrush ass tongue – IDLYITW
Just when I was starting to slow clap for Miley Cyrus for making it through the acoustic version of “We Can’t Stop” without sticking out her yeasty lizard tongue, out came her yeasty lizard tongue – SOW
This mess is irresponsible and wrong, because one day in the future, an actual brains-eating zombie will storm the set of a local news station and the anchor won’t know it’s an actual zombie until their brains are eaten – Videogum
Usher’s luscious tits in Men’s Health – Just Jared
If this was an episode of Girls, Lena Dunham would probably do that cow bareback while eating an uncooked hot dog – Popsugar
FYI: Michele Bachmann has never twerked – Jezebel
Cheryl Cole is on the market again – I’m Not Obsessed
Fast forward to 2020 when Sinead O’Connor has written her 4,865th open letter to Miley Cyrus, but none of us can read it since our eyeballs exploded after reading the 10th open letter – HuffPo