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The finely done work of flawless tattoo art that Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan got inked into his body to celebrate the object his affection’s new album Bangerz.

The nightmare-inducing tattoo of Miley looking like a hongray lizard pig while butt raping a traumatized wrecking ball has landed in my inbox more times than I’d like and it definitely has earned a place in the Tattoo Hall of Shame museum in Hell, but this one right here is the true Miley Cyrus tattoo masterpiece. Miley’s superfan is a 40-year-old divorced man (yes, this was somebody’s husband) from England named Carl McCoid and he started to turn his body into a terrifying Miley creep shrine in 2009 after his divorce. Miley was 16 then (that’s your cue to take your hand off the mouse and cleanse your eyeballs with bleach wipes). A year ago, Carl got some attention for his 15 Miley tattoos and since then he’s added 6 more including the gigantic one that is terrorizing his torso.

Carl explained his newest ode to Miley tattoo to Celebuzz:

“They’re pretty huge ones. The 20th is a portrait with her signature photo smile and tongue. My portrait tattoos are a timeline. This is her latest facial look and the first of her new hair since she changed it last year.”

Carl went on to say (Note: Carl did not go on to say) that he’s hoping to get even more tattoos even though children and small animals run away from him and he had to update his OkCupid profile to read that he’s looking for “blind women and Billy Ray Cyrus” only, because who in the hell wants to look at Miley’s face during fuck times.

And that tattoo is my favorite because it looks like a cross-eyed miniature horse zombie who’s chewing on a dick-shaped worm. Miley has never looked hotter! Keep on, keep on, Carl!

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