“The Massage Trailer Is That Way, Right?”

October 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Every now and again, John Travolta needs to remind Beyonce that she may be miles ahead of him in the lace front game, but he’s quickly speeding up behind her so she better strap-in her wig and hold on tight. The game is far from over.

Somewhere in the middle of a forest in New England, a family of naked silver foxes are shivering their asses off since their fur was shaved off to make John Travolta’s newest wig, but they’re suffering for a good cause, because their fur has elevated his beauty and glamour. While a hot piece (Stunt double? Bodyguard? Personal massage therapist/confidante? Dianetics study partner? B-hole waxer? All of the above?) came up hard from behind him, John Travolta sashayed around the set of his new movie The Forger in Boston, MA. Papa Johnny’s new wig looks like a luscious river of onyx and diamonds, and the Massachusetts wind should feel lucky that it gets to sweep across it. John Travolta’s gorgeous Beethoven-after-a-trim wig really goes well with the ball tickler on his chin.

And there’s no doubt that John got a matching merkin, because the carpet has to sparkle as much as the drapes, but do you think he takes it off and puts it on the chair next to him when he gets a massage?

Pics: FameFlynet

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