QOTD: Jim Bob And Michelle Duggar Are Trying To Have Another Baby

October 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Michelle Duggar is 47 years old, she’s got 19 kids, she’s had 2 miscarriages and her uterus has tried to escape out of her vagine a few times, but she’s still letting Jim Bob Duggar bust raw nuts up into her and hopes that God will gift them with their 20th child. I think I speak for Michelle’s white flag-waving uterus, her tennis ball machine pussy and the Duggar girls who will have to raise her 20th kid when I scream: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

The grandmother of 3 tells Celebrity Baby Scoop that the newest member of her God army isn’t growing in her body right now, but she and Jim Bob are hoping that a baby will do somersaults out of her Delaware Aqueduct coochie sometime soon.

“I would hope, but we are not expecting right now. I would be so grateful if the Lord blessed us with another one. We’re trying at this point and we shall see if that is a possibility. If not, we are so thankful and grateful for the ones that God has given us so far. We are also definitely enjoying our grandbabies! They are so precious!”

Celebrity Baby Scoop asked the pregnancy-obsessed babyhead what she has to say to the haters who think they should stop multiplying, because there’s only so much oxygen in the world and the Duggars are taking all of it.

“I think I’ve shared that in the past before. We have studied it and I believe that there is a misconception about overpopulation. I think that the whole mindset of overpopulation is really overrated. A few years back, we stated that the whole population of the world could be stood shoulder-to-shoulder in Jacksonville. That may have changed a little bit since we’ve heard that statistic.”

Is Michelle Duggar trying to set the Guinness World Record for the most vagina prolapses, because if she is, then she’s well on her way to achieving her goal. No, I’m sure Michelle stopped her tortured uterus from escaping. Jim Bob handed the youngest Duggar, Josie, a flashlight and told that kid to crawl up Michelle’s vagina and chain her uterus to her bowel so it can’t get away anymore.

And every time I read about these messes trying to have another kid, all I can think about is how they’re hornier than a bunny on Viagra and love to fuck. Can somebody please tell Jim Bob that God is okay with him pulling out.

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