Open Post: Hosted By The USPS Employee Of The Century

October 4, 2013 / Posted by:

I was almost going to call Newman’s long-lost sister my lazy hero, but then she actually pulled her big ass out of the truck, walked three steps to the foot of the stairs and threw that package on the porch. She’s no lazy hero of mine! A true lazy hero wouldn’t have wasted the energy by actually walking. A true lazy hero would’ve just tossed that crap while sitting in the truck. Step down your game, bitch!

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