And Here’s The Look Of A Baby Who Just Spent A Week With Pimp Mama Kris

October 4, 2013 / Posted by:

Kim Kartrashian is back from flashing her smashed tit balls all over Paris and she celebrated her return by posting a new picture of North West on Instagram. In the first picture of North West that Kanye shared with public eyes, she looked like she was reaching out for help and screaming “Ayúdame!” with her eyes. In this picture, Baby North looks like a traumatized Glo Worm who’s been strapped in a baby straitjacket swaddle and laid on a polar bear rug. Since this is Kim and Kanye’s baby, I’m sure that’s a custom-made Givenchy bandage wrap and every newborn of the 1% will be working one in a few years.  North West is that forward and that ahead. The NO ARMS look will be the look in six years.

Or maybe North West is wrapped in baby Spanx. I would Google to see if baby Spanx is really a thing, but I don’t feel like numbing my brain by smoking crack after finding out that it is a real thing that exists. It’s too early for that.

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