Model Hollie-May Saker Is Not The One

September 27, 2013 / Posted by:

The Ukrainian group of chichi-flashing radical feminists FEMEN were at it again in Paris yesterday when their protesting titties crashed the Nina Ricci show during Paris Fashion Week. Those TITS AGAINST FASHION attention whores ran onto the catwalk and screwed with 18-year-old British model Hollie-May Saker by lifting up her skirt. You know, because nothing moves women’s rights forward like lifting up a stranger’s skirt with your nipples hanging out. Hollie-May told the Liverpool ECHO that she punched one of the topless activists, but I don’t see any punching in that video clip. I just see Hollie-May and one of the activists holding their hands up like they’re sure. Hollie-May said:

“I punched her – I didn’t mean to but she grabbed my arm and I just wanted to get her off me. I was the 19th girl out of the catwalk and I could hear screaming behind me. The next thing I just see half-naked women with black marker pen scrawled across their bare chests and that’s when she came at me. As she grabbed my arm she lifted by skirt exposing me – I pulled my arm back with such force that I landed a punch square on her nose. I was so angry but I knew I had to be professional so I carried on walking with a bit of sassiness. My Scouseness came out a bit but I wish it had come out a bit more. Thinking about it now I wish I’d pushed them both off the stage because they ruined my favourite show.”

Hollie-May also spilled out her feelings about this mess on Twitter (she deleted this shit right after). The blurring of the words “bitch” and “tits” came from The Daily Mail and not me. It is physically impossible for me to blur the word “bitch” or any other beautiful curse word. I will always let a curse word be great.


And somehow during all the titty-flashing chaos, this picture happened:


There’s so much here and every time I blink my eyes and look again, I find something new. The screaming, the dragging, the grabbing, the smirking from that person in the background, the fact that they look like a deranged Pink and a deranged Anna Paquin…..

Try not to pass out from shock when Tyra Banks uses this picture as inspiration for her next America’s Next Top Model photo shoot.

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