Shia LaDouche And Brad Pitt Went Camping Together For 3 Days

September 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Shia LaDouche and fellow dick cheese-grower Brad Pitt have been spending a lot of time together for a movie they’re doing called Fury. LaDouche and Brad spent time together while visiting the Fort Irwin National Training Center in June (pic above) and they also spent three long days together camping out in the wilderness with some of their other cast mates. Fury’s director David Ayer wanted them to bond. Shia and Brad were in one tent together and even though they are both naturally greased up and ready to go, I’m sure the only pipe they smoked in there was a weed pipe.

A source tells UsWeekly that Shia, Brad and the other dudes were dropped in the middle of the forest in Buckinghamshire, England on September 16th and they weren’t picked up until September 17th. Their phones were taken away and they had to find their own food. The source said this:

“They play soldiers in the same World War II troop, and the director wanted to make sure they bonded. So he dropped them in the wilderness — without their cellphones! They must have gotten pretty cozy in the tents they were sharing.”

I like how the source is making it sound like they ate each other’s asses in that tent. (Well, they did need to fill their stomachs with a hearty source of protein…) It’s kind of hard for Brad and LaDouche to get sexy with their cast mates choking and almost dying on the rancid fumes wafting off of their bodies.

You know, that director is extremely environmentally irresponsible for putting Brad and LaDouche in the same tent together. Does he know what kind of toxic, ozone layer-killing fumes were made when LaDouche and Brad rubbed up against each other while spooning to keep warm? All of the woodland creatures probably quit that bitch, because they couldn’t take the stench, and that screwed up the balance of that forest. Putting LaDouche and Brad in the same tent is an act of eco-terrorism! POLICE!

(Pic via Facebook)

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