Open Post: Hosted By Mickey The Groping Baboon

September 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Sabrina Rodriguez of Fox40 was reporting from the Lodi Grape Festival (more like the Lodi Grope Festival) in Lodi, CA when a baboon shook her hand and then went straight for her chichi before baring his scary ass teeth in a “chichis is mine” kind of way and hopefully not in a “I’m about to eat her face” kind of way . But you know, I feel like I’ve seen this before…

Those beady, non-trustworthy eyes, that groping hand, that coke mouth….. ROBIN THICKE strikes again! This is like the director’s cut of the Blurred Lines video.

And now that I’ve seen Mickey’s boner, how am I ever going to slurp on a long pink gummy worm again?

via HyperVocal

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