Night Crumbs
Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a “secret” girlfriend (aka Michael Pitt in a wig hiding in the closet… No, I won’t let go of that blind item) – ICYDK
Dear RiRi’s audience, she kept you waiting for five million hours, because she was too busy getting into an embarrassing Twatter fight with Teyana Taylor – Lainey Gossip
Are we sure this isn’t a screen shot from The Hills Have Eyes? – Drunken Stepfather
In case you needed to be reminded that EVERYTHING happens to Oprah, EVERYTHING has happened to Oprah including a nervous breakdown – Celebitchy
I found all of them! They’re all lying naked and lubed up in a row on my bedroom floor – The Berry
If Liam Hemsworth took Elton John up on his offer, it’d be an upgrade – Towleroad
Vanessa Hudgens’ girl group looks like the Dollar Tree Spice Girls – Hollywood Tuna
Samuel L. Jackson fucking conjugates – The Superficial
Kate Gosselin blames for the Internet for nobody wanting to hire her – Reality Tea
The real reason Matt Nordgren and Lindsay Lohan broke up is because he woke up one day and realized that he doesn’t hate himself enough to want to be in the Lohan family – IDLYITW
The ass that Wonky McValtrex gets to do coke off of – OMG Blog
Sabrina the Teenage Witch was rolling when she did that Maxim shoot – HuffPo
Nicki Minaj’s Tupperware titty tried to escape out of her jacket – Celebslam
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, please sashay away! – SOW
ASkars is wearing a tight jean shirt. We’re all done here. – I’m Not Obsessed
I’d hit it – Videogum
Jessica Simpson is hiding her stomach. SHE’S KNOCKED UP AGAIN! Somebody throw a net over Eric Whatshisname’s sperm fish – Popsugar
Nina Dobrev can add “bearding” to her resume now – Just Jared