Anderson Cooper Is Sharting In His Chonies Out Of Excitement
Madonna…. A bunch of hot, topless Latin pieces… Throw in a pissing Gérard Depardieu and Anderson Cooper would’ve exploded into a cloud of giggles and silver panty pudding.
Madge and photographer Steve Klein’s 17-minute-long short film called “secretprojectrevoluation” was screened on buildings in cities around the world (how very Kanye of her) last night and in NYC she performed for a crowd of her worshippers including the Silver Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Zachary Quinto, the Chris Brown to her RiRi Sean Penn and Mark Consuelos.
Lady CaCa is saving gay people, Kanye is saving us all with leather jogging pants and Madge is liberating the people’s creative freedom. The secretprojectrevolution thing is part of Art For Freedom, which is described like this:
Art ForFreedom encourages the world to express their personal meaning of freedom and revolution in the form of video, music, poetry, and photography. Join the revolution by uploading original artwork to ArtForFreedom.com or tagging original posts #artforfreedom.
Translation: pretentiousnesspretentiousnesspretentiousnesspretentiousnesspretentiousness
No, I’m taking this Art For Freedom shit to mean that Madge hopes that in the future, we’ll be able to see some dick on basic cable without a black bar over it. I’m all for it! Here’s the 17-minute-long W Magazine photo shoot called secretprojectrevoluation:
During last night’s party in NYC, Madge cracked the hardened Botox in her face by singing Elliott Smith’s “Between the Bars.”
And here’s pictures from last night’s party. Two things: LiLo and Madge’s face were harvested from the same Botox field and Rocco is grown now. Seeing a grown Rocco is like seeing a white hair in my ear hole.
Pics: Splash