The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 23rd!

September 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise has run out of marriage-contract beards in Hollywood, so the Scientologists have just decided to marry him off to Xenu. – Morgen1967

Runners-up:

And now the History Channel tries to get in on the popularity of Sharknado with their own offering: Sharkpartacus – TFBuckFutter

Xenu finally shows up to rescue Travolta’s abused starfish. – wonderdallas

Farrah’s dirtstar ready for the grand opening. – I am Legend

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