How Did The Entire Planet Not Combust Last Night?

September 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Diddy, God’s God Oprah, Kanye Kardashian and a piss-haired Kim Kardashian all partied together in the same room last night and a strange this happened. All of us should be lying on the face of Mars today, because these many egos rubbing up against each other should’ve made the planet’s core burst into flames and explode, sending us all flying through the universe. How did that not happen?! Scientists will be studying this mystery for decades. Maybe their massive egos did cause that room to explode but Kim’s fat ass cushioned the explosion?

As Pimp Mama Kris was at home teaching North West how to say her first word, “money,” her two highest-earning whores Kim and Kanye hung out with The Mighty O, Diddly and Jimmy Iovine who’s looking more and more like a grandpa turtle doing an impersonation of The Situation. Jesus is shaking his head, because he’s grossed out by heaven’s ambassador, Oprah, hanging out with the grand dame of the Illuminati bath house, Kanye, and I’m shaking my head, because I’m trying to get rid of the image of The Mighty O pointing at Jimmy’s turtle dick.

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