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Sasha Mitchell, martial artist turned model turned TV star turned 90s panty-pudding inducer!

Whenever it’s the goddamn Emmys again, I think of all the people from the past who were ROBBED of getting a trophy and a proper homage. One of those hos is Sasha Mitchell. Sasha Mitchell deserves an honorary Emmy for three highly important reasons:

1. Sasha Mitchell played the European-born bastard child of J.R. Ewing on Dallas for two years.

2. Sasha Mitchell was a guest star on an episode of the underrated television jewel of the 80s Rags to Riches and everybody involved in Rags to Riches deserves an honorary Emmy for being a part of a masterpiece that was ahead of its time. Glee owes EVERYTHING to Rags to Riches.

3.  Sasha Mitchell made all of my gay hormones go hard and explode when he played the hot dumb bitch, Cody, on Step By Step. If The Brady Bunch gorged itself on Full House, it would barf up Step By Step. Step By Step wasn’t totally my favorite, but it was highly watchable, because Patrick Duffy was in it, Suzanne Somers was in it and Sasha Mitchell was in it. Sasha Mitchell was Patrick Duffy’s bimbo of a nephew who lived in a van parked on the driveway. Cody was like the Kimmy Kibbler of Step By Step. Here’s his first scene:

Cody was the definition of young, dumb and full of cum. Sasha Mitchell should get an honorary Emmy, because he’s the blueprint for Ryan Lochte AND he was probably the first fap material for many young gays.

Here’s pictures of Sasha in his modeling days and pictures of what he looks like now. Yes, I’d still fap to it.