Antoine Dodson’s Going To Be Somebody’s Father

September 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Four months ago, the rainbow flag lost one of its colors (not really) when the sugar-coated seahorse Antoine Dodson magically prayed away his craving for peen and asked the Lord to light up the path that leads to pussy. Antoine Dodson became a Hebrew Israelite, renounced his gayness, turned in his tiara and told the world that what he really wants to do is get married to a woman and intrude her uterus with his totally heterosexual sperm fish. I guess closing his eyes and picturing a buff Jesus on the cross while bareback boning a woman worked, because he tweeted this last night:


I kept staring at that tweet and waited for Jimmy Kimmel to pop up in a pink shirt and give us a thumbs up. The only thing I have to say about this is that I will fully approve of this if Antoine’s “Queen” turns out to be Sweet Brown and they name their spawn Cold Pop Dodson.

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