The Trailer For Grace Of Monaco Is Like A Really Boring Perfume Commercial

September 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Judging by the trailer alone, the video of Nicole Kidman getting knocked over by a wild pap on the loose is much more riveting, emotionally raw, layered and exciting than this Grace of Monaco shit. In Grace of Monaco, 46-year-old Nicole Kidman plays 33-year-old Princess Grace three years into her marriage. I don’t see one drop of Grace Kelly. All I see is Nicole Kidman moving like she’s in a perfume commercial and I kept waiting for her to coo out, “I love to dance!”  My chola cousin who was named after Grace Kelly (she really was) would’ve made a much more believable Grace Kelly.

They should just call this shit: An Ice Sculpture Wearing Pretty Clothes For Two Hours.

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